"We're the Goodies, Yes the Goodies, oh the Goodies are coming for you - ha ha ha ha!"
Limericks
Over on the Saucy Gibbon Forum the forum members have been inspired by the ISIHAC limericks game and have come up with a few of their own.
We'd love to include them all here for you to see but there are about 40 (and still counting) and you'd be here all day reading them! Here are some of the highlights:
The three Goodies started to sway
They all shrieked and cried
In fact, they nearly died...
Until they threw Rolf Harris in the way!
- Completely Moved, William Grimbling
While listening to Hamish and Dougal...
I was polishing my Bugle
I then got a shock
In ma wee jock
When I found Mrs Naughtie on Google!
- The Minx, Kitten Kong, Completely Moved, Giddiesgoodies
When watching The Goodies one night
Suddenly I saw the light....
As I watched Ecky Thump
I started to trump
Those black puddings sure gave me a fright!
- Completely Moved, William Grimbling, Kitten Kong
There was a dear Goody called Bill
Who swallowed a bloody big pill
He started to 'Quack'
People thought he was wack
But at least it stopped him feeling ill
- Completely Moved, Kitten Kong, The Minx, William Grimbling
A dashing young Goody called Graeme...
Was caught one night causing mayhem
With his surgical Kit
And a black pudding hit...
He certainly knew how to slay 'em
- William Grimbling, Completely Moved, Kitten Kong
One day the handsome wee Tim
Took a large rubber penguin with him...
Together they walked
Now and then talked
It was fine... til they went for a swim!
- Completely Moved, William Grimbling, Sosia, Kitten Kong
While the Goodies were marketing string
Bill did an unusual thing
He pulled it about
Let it all hang out...
And waved it at the king!
- Completely Moved, Urban Spacegirl, Giddiesgoodies, William Grimbling, Kitten Kong
The Boys were making a movie
And all agreed it was groovy
When they were ready to shoot
It was really a hoot...
And Tim proved he was a real smoothy!
- Kitten Kong, The Minx, Completely Moved, William Grimbling
Whilst merrily riding their trandem
The Lads got a letter from fandom.
It said "Please come at once,
Because someone had called Tim a ponce.
So the Saucy Gibbons all came to pound 'em!
- Giddiesgoodies, William Grimbling, Kinggodzillak, TastyTotty, Completely Moved
When the Goodies spent a night on the town
It ended with Tim’s trousers down!
Graeme and Bill got the giggles
When Tim did the wiggles
'cos he'd painted his groin like a clown!
- Completely Moved, Kitten Kong, Giddiesgoodies
While listening to Barry Cryer
I was lifted higher and higher!
The feeling was great
I knew it was fate
That my undies were soon to catch fire.
- Kitten Kong, Giddiesgoodies, Completely Moved, Kinggodzillak
The Goodies were on Top of the Pops
The new single was in the shops
It quickly sold out...
Which made the Goodies shout
cos they were convinced it would flop.
- Completely Moved, Kitten Kong, William Grimbling, Kinggodzillak
The lad's had seen Snow White
And thought she was a bit of alright
The dwarves thought so too
And took a good view
and they all had a ruddy good night!
- Kitten Kong, Completely Moved, Goodies Gal
While watching the new DVD...
I was scared that Helga was a 'he'
When she lifted her skirt
Our jaws hit the dirt...
As we realized her skirt was made out of PVC.
- William Grimbling , Giddiesgoodies, Kinggodzillak, Tasty Totty
Tim & Graeme took their show on the road
On the back of a giant cane toad
They Went on a trip
Heard a big rip
You'll never guess whose undies showed.
- The Minx, William Grimbling, Kitten Kong, Lady Jacqueline, Kinggodzillak
While watching the new DVD...
It suddenly occurred to me
There was a dead Turkey
Who's future was murky
Still, it might taste nice with ice tea.
- William Grimbling, Kinggodzillak, Lady Jacqueline, Kitten Kong
The Babes on this here Forum
Were not known for their decorum
They swooned and they walloped
They gazed and they erupt
But donned halos when the Goodies saw 'em
- Kitten Kong, The Minx, Giddiesgoodies, Lady Jacqueline, Completely Moved
As the Goodies tour comes to an end
It feels like we've lost a friend
Still, it's not all bad news,
We're looking forward to Clues
It'll be worth every penny we spend!
- Completely Moved, Kitten Kong, Kinggodzillak, Giddiesgoodies